Scene: End of the day, Thursday, last class, Students are wrapping up as Teacher (me) gives homework assignment.
Student 1: Mrs. Chenoweth! Is that a retainer box on the ground?!
Me: Yes- it's been there since Monday. I kicked it to the corner, but it's been laying there, open ever since.
Student 2: That is so gross! Who would leave that?!
Me: I know! I would throw it away, but it's too nasty.
Student 2: Wait . . .
Other Students: What?
Student 2: Oh, that's mine. That's my retainer box. I forgot where I left it.
Other Students: AGHHH!!!! GROSS!!!! (As Student 2 ashamedly dashes over to the box and hurriedly stuffs it in his pocket)
Me: Outloud:*sigh* Mentally: I'll think I'll drink my afternoon vodka tonic outside today- the weather is so nice . . .
nom nom nom tonic.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of kicking JOsh's crap over into his sink until he moves it himself, gross
yay for fun outdoor girls' time yesterday!
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